Enough Reasons to Give Up Dating and Become a Nun

  1. Jesus died for YOU. You can’t even get that boy to text you when it’s daylight, forget about asking you out to dinner and paying for it.
  2. You would get to hang with your girls all the time. It’s like a sleepover everyday. That’s your squad and can’t nothing break that up.

  3. You don’t need to worry about putting makeup on, keeping up with fashion, or even shaving your legs. You’re not trying to impress anyone. Remember, Jesus loves you no matter what.
  4. You’d save so much money. Honestly, think about it. I didn’t look into a nuns salary or anything but I’m pretty sure you get free room and board AND they feed you. That pretty much covers the basics of survival.
  5. Unlimited wine. Jesus drank all the wine. It’s a great excuse for you to drink all the wine without dirty looks about it being too early. Like, no ma’am It’s 9 am and it’s time for communion.
  6. You’re going straight to Heaven. Duh. Remember that Halloween when you dressed up as a sexy nun? He already forgave you.
  7. No one would ever judge you. They see you in your habit and they automatically think innocence and purity. It’s much more acceptable to be a crazy dog/cat lady when you’re a woman of God. You love all of God’s creatures and can take care of as many as you want and it’s totally not weird.
  8. You’re going to be in the best mental and physical shape of your life. You don’t have to worry about stocking up on Ben and Jerry to make you feel better while you’re watching Grey’s and waiting for him to call you. NOPE. You’ll be getting a great nights rest and will wake up fresh as a daisy everyday. I feel like there’s a lot of processing down the aisle and bending at the knee so you’re good. Just watch the wafers.
  9. Your phone will never die. You don’t have to worry about checking your phone 20,000 times a day to see if JoeSchmoe has liked your #tbt Instagram (that you waited all week to post) but not texted you back but wait, he watched your snapchat story. Maybe God will tell you why guys do that.The big guy upstairs is always available and will always pick up when you call.
  10. You’ll know what your purpose in life is. Not that you were clueless before but now you know what you’re suppose to do for the rest of your life and that’ll either give you inner peace or freak you out because you’ll always be afraid of commitment. I blame our generation.

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