I don’t have any reason to worry about this right now, but I do worry about the future. I spend more time than the average twentysomething probably should about how my kids will turn out and I need to talk about my feelings. It’s scary that kids these days get cell phones when they’re like […]
Let me tell you about my weekend in Amsterdam- Doesn’t that make me sound like “Miss International” as if I spend my weekends jet setting? The truth was that I was in Germany during the week for business. It’s my second time going to Headquarters and I didn’t really get to explore outside of Leipzig last time…let […]
I can’t. I cringe every time I hear the word. My thoughts just stop and in that moment I’m numb. I know I’m no ones mother and I know I can’t erase the word from everyone’s vocabulary. I just want people to stop and think about what they say when that disgusting word leaves their […]
I’m sure most girls would be thrilled hearing that “their face looks thinner” or that they’re “losing their ass”. If you know what I look like, you know I have a round face and a round behind. I haven’t noticed it but for my mother to comment then things must be looking better. I’m on […]
Okay, so I’m going to write this without naming names or being too obvious. It might work, it might not. I had two ‘high school’ boyfriends and then one thing that couldn’t even utter the word girlfriend. Enough said.
I cannot hide my negative feelings towards people. You will always know whether I’m annoyed, frustrated, smitten, pissed off, or happy with you. It is both a curse and a blessing. I can never just say I’m fine and have things left alone. If I’m not smiling, something has to be wrong, right?
I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do and me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I’m the girl your father mentions when your mom’s not around. I’m the girl that gets away. […]
I am the girl that has over 3,400 tagged pictures on Facebook. I’d bet on it that 3,000 of those we taking during high school. It’s like everyone was always taking pictures. Like these were the best times we’ll ever have and need to document everything. Every now and then I like to look back and […]
I hate when one thing bothers me. One person doesn’t do what I want them to do and it ruins my entire mood. Then, I spend way too much time thinking on what I could have done differently to get a different outcome. Even one minute spent thinking like this is one minute too long. […]
“You have unrealistic expectations that are too outrageous for any guy to surpass. Stop watching The Notebook.” Hi, I’m Stacey and you’re dumb and probably lazy, too. A girl would be happy just watching this so called “chick flick” with your stupid ass. Time spent together is always something girls look forward to as soon as […]