Jesus died for YOU. You can’t even get that boy to text you when it’s daylight, forget about asking you out to dinner and paying for it. You would get to hang with your girls all the time. It’s like a sleepover everyday. That’s your squad and can’t nothing break that up.
I don’t have any reason to worry about this right now, but I do worry about the future. I spend more time than the average twentysomething probably should about how my kids will turn out and I need to talk about my feelings. It’s scary that kids these days get cell phones when they’re like […]
“You have unrealistic expectations that are too outrageous for any guy to surpass. Stop watching The Notebook.” Hi, I’m Stacey and you’re dumb and probably lazy, too. A girl would be happy just watching this so called “chick flick” with your stupid ass. Time spent together is always something girls look forward to as soon as […]
I will never be sorry that you don’t understand me.
You need to drink water. You’ll look like shit real quick if you don’t keep your body hydrated. Drinking coffee and beer daily doesn’t count. You have to take care of your body. It’s the one thing that you have complete control over and no one can take it away from you. In 50 years […]
So, Monday started off well since it was a day off from the office. I woke up early, around 7 am, to go out to breakfast with my parents and brother. After filling up on pancakes we went back home and my mom and I decided it was too perfect of a day to waste […]