How NOT to Approach a Girl

OK, the weirdest thing happened to me today and it made me wonder why it’s so wrong to approach a girl you don’t know and just say something as simple as, “I think you’re gorgeous, I’d love to get to know you. Can I have your phone number?” I was approached and it was exactly how […]

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How To Appreciate Being Single

Because I can’t listen to another person ask me why I’m still single I have to write about the pros of not being in a relationship before I explode. I honestly can’t imagine the last two years of my life with a boyfriend. It’s not that relationships hold one back but I do believe that […]

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Why Don’t We Date Anymore? Millennials?

This is why I hate dating. And relationships. And relying on anyone other than myself. I’m a tough chick. I don’t catch feelings easy. I don’t go from relationship to relationship because I’m scared of being alone. I’m good alone. I’m comfortable alone. I’m also comfortable getting to know someone and having a good time […]

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Why My Person Is My Dog

Have you seen Lexi’s eyes? They’re big, brown, and beautiful. She can literally look through you and into your soul. When I come home from a business trip, I can see how much she missed me/ how pissed she is that I left and it makes you feel all the feels. She is such a cuddle bug. […]

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Monday Deflation.

I cannot hide my negative feelings towards people. You will always know whether I’m annoyed, frustrated, smitten, pissed off, or happy with you. It is both a curse and a blessing. I can never just say I’m fine and have things left alone. If I’m not smiling, something has to be wrong, right?

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Don’t Think and Drive

I hate when one thing bothers me. One person doesn’t do what I want them to do and it ruins my entire mood. Then, I spend way too much time thinking on what I could have done differently to get a different outcome. Even one minute spent thinking like this is one minute too long. […]

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5 Things You Should Never Say to a Girl

“You have unrealistic expectations that are too outrageous for any guy to surpass. Stop watching The Notebook.” Hi, I’m Stacey and you’re dumb and probably lazy, too. A girl would be happy just watching this so called “chick flick” with your stupid ass. Time spent together is always something girls look forward to as soon as […]

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Here’s How 2015 is Going to Go…

I never make New Year’s resolutions. If I’m being honest, I haven’t seen any benefit from it. And, I think if you’ve read any of my other posts then it’s easy to see if I’m not benefitting, I won’t do it. But, now that it’s January 4th, tomorrow will be the first Monday of a normal week, and […]

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Christmas Tip$

When it comes to spreading Christmas cheer and getting into the holiday spirit, I’m the least qualified out of everyone I know. I don’t actually look forward to any holidays. My enthusiasm died when I was old enough to realize how much stress Thanksgiving, Easter, and even Memorial Day brought around and suffocated me with. I […]

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