Monday Deflation.

I cannot hide my negative feelings towards people. You will always know whether I’m annoyed, frustrated, smitten, pissed off, or happy with you. It is both a curse and a blessing. I can never just say I’m fine and have things left alone. If I’m not smiling, something has to be wrong, right?

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5 Things You Should Never Say to a Girl

“You have unrealistic expectations that are too outrageous for any guy to surpass. Stop watching The Notebook.” Hi, I’m Stacey and you’re dumb and probably lazy, too. A girl would be happy just watching this so called “chick flick” with your stupid ass. Time spent together is always something girls look forward to as soon as […]

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Christmas Tip$

When it comes to spreading Christmas cheer and getting into the holiday spirit, I’m the least qualified out of everyone I know. I don’t actually look forward to any holidays. My enthusiasm died when I was old enough to realize how much stress Thanksgiving, Easter, and even Memorial Day brought around and suffocated me with. I […]

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What I’ve Learned 6 Months Out of College

You need to drink water. You’ll look like shit real quick if you don’t keep your body hydrated. Drinking coffee and beer daily doesn’t count. You have to take care of your body. It’s the one thing that you have complete control over and no one can take it away from you. In 50 years […]

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I Suffer from Chronic and Severe RBF

I have had RBF for a majority of my life. I was probably born with it and my parents never knew. It’s time to talk about it. I kind of have to talk about it because it isn’t something I can hide. My face is my face and I can’t do anything about it. For […]

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My 23rd Birthday, CANCELLED.

It’s August already and the Summer is about to end along with my 22nd year of existence. By now you should have received the memo that August 7th is cancelled due to lack of interest. I’ll accept I’m 23….eventually. I just don’t want a whole day about it.

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