How NOT to Approach a Girl

OK, the weirdest thing happened to me today and it made me wonder why it’s so wrong to approach a girl you don’t know and just say something as simple as, “I think you’re gorgeous, I’d love to get to know you. Can I have your phone number?” I was approached and it was exactly how […]

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Why Don’t We Date Anymore? Millennials?

This is why I hate dating. And relationships. And relying on anyone other than myself. I’m a tough chick. I don’t catch feelings easy. I don’t go from relationship to relationship because I’m scared of being alone. I’m good alone. I’m comfortable alone. I’m also comfortable getting to know someone and having a good time […]

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Monday Deflation.

I cannot hide my negative feelings towards people. You will always know whether I’m annoyed, frustrated, smitten, pissed off, or happy with you. It is both a curse and a blessing. I can never just say I’m fine and have things left alone. If I’m not smiling, something has to be wrong, right?

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5 Things You Should Never Say to a Girl

“You have unrealistic expectations that are too outrageous for any guy to surpass. Stop watching The Notebook.” Hi, I’m Stacey and you’re dumb and probably lazy, too. A girl would be happy just watching this so called “chick flick” with your stupid ass. Time spent together is always something girls look forward to as soon as […]

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Here’s How 2015 is Going to Go…

I never make New Year’s resolutions. If I’m being honest, I haven’t seen any benefit from it. And, I think if you’ve read any of my other posts then it’s easy to see if I’m not benefitting, I won’t do it. But, now that it’s January 4th, tomorrow will be the first Monday of a normal week, and […]

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Christmas Tip$

When it comes to spreading Christmas cheer and getting into the holiday spirit, I’m the least qualified out of everyone I know. I don’t actually look forward to any holidays. My enthusiasm died when I was old enough to realize how much stress Thanksgiving, Easter, and even Memorial Day brought around and suffocated me with. I […]

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What I’ve Learned 6 Months Out of College

You need to drink water. You’ll look like shit real quick if you don’t keep your body hydrated. Drinking coffee and beer daily doesn’t count. You have to take care of your body. It’s the one thing that you have complete control over and no one can take it away from you. In 50 years […]

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