Turning 25

I’m about a week in and 25 hasn’t completely sucked. I have turned 25. I am 25. I accepted my birthday this year. I had a really hard time acknowledging¬†23. I didn’t come out of my house that week and ignored all my birthday texts. HA, THAT just shows you how much more mature I […]

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5 Things You Should Never Say to a Girl

“You have unrealistic expectations that are too outrageous¬†for any guy to surpass. Stop watching The Notebook.” Hi, I’m Stacey and you’re dumb and probably lazy, too. A girl would be happy just watching this so called “chick flick” with your stupid ass. Time spent together is always something girls look forward to as soon as […]

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